Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys I was away from my phone for AN HOUR what happened?!

[blossominghopes]

Hi, Caleb! n_n

[actnormal]

Hi Lia.

I'm lost.

[blossominghopes]

If it helps, so am I

[tonberrykin]

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this
it was only a kiss
(it was only a kiss)

actually it was discount jason momoa cosplay but i digress

[actnormal]

Huh?

[tonberrykin]

haru has weak shaft game and his brother had a point to prove

[actnormal]

Wait.

Brother?!

Who was gonna tell me Jun and Haru are brothers?!

[tonberrykin]

i mean i would've presumed jun or haru

but in this case I guess it's me

[actnormal]

That explains why Haru was chasing Jun around the other day.

Anyway did Haru get distracted by a pretty person again?

[tonberrykin]

it super explains it, given the cain instinct

And yeah he got distracted by some shirtless dude and missed his shot in a contest and then got salty that Jun won because he wasn't letting random abs throw him. I didn't know people had boner-related bow stances but you learn something every day

[actnormal]

RIFP Haru, guess Jun's the better archer

[tonberrykin]

Yep! We have documented proof that Jun's a better archer than Haru, now and forever.

[actnormal]

@ Haru no more rangers or ranged fighters for you in DnD

[whiteshroud]

I mean, while I am the better archer, in my brother's defense:

[links a video]

[actnormal]

I'm too bisexual for this???

[whiteshroud]

So was Haru!

[tonberrykin]

Yeah but you hit the shot and then you ho it up.

You have to be professionally thirsty.

[life_ethereal]

I have a terrible allergy to professionalism. It's too much work and I don't have the stamina for it.

[whiteshroud]

Oh. Yeah.

Haru and I are brothers, jsyk. Ana is also our sister.

[actnormal]

If I'd known that I would have done something for you guys for Christmas too. Any other siblings about to jumpscare me?

[whiteshroud]

There's Ash? Aka Fugo's boyfriend.

There's also Zero but she's [going on a murderous rampage of revenge] backpacking through Europe. And we didn't grow up with her, so she's more a distant relative.

[actnormal]

Oh the scary motorcycle guy. Your family's fun, wish I had this many siblings.

[whiteshroud]

He's less scary than he seems at first, promise!

Haha, well you have cousins don't you? You all seem pretty close!

[actnormal]

Just the one, Noct.

Though I think? Rich Gil may have adopted us because of Sam? IDK what that makes him, Sam was just Noct's friend.