Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[actnormal]

@ Haru no more rangers or ranged fighters for you in DnD

[tonberrykin]

The ultimate punishment.

You gotta reroll as John Guyman, the level 1 human fighter. You're straight and have a 9 in charisma.

[actnormal]

His backstory is he is an esteemed Doer of Job at Place

[tonberrykin]

He grew up in a Town and you meet him at a Tavern. He's sitting in a corner.

[actnormal]

Not a shady corner, just a corner. It's the quietest and most bland table.

[tonberrykin]

He's drinking a Coors Lite (somehow) and eating shitty pretzels. His pants are beige.

[actnormal]

He uses a sword. It's a plain sword and he doesn't see the point in anything fancier.

[tonberrykin]

One day he will upgrade to a +1 Greatsword after he takes the two-handed feat. It doesn't have a name, it's just +1 to striking damage. He won't ask you to describe it.

[life_ethereal]

WHY MUST YOU PUNISH ME IN THIS WAY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE PLAYING A STRAIGHT MAN?

[tonberrykin]

You know what you did.

All over the Gordon's Fisherman.

The shame you've brought to our household.

I consign you to 1000 years heterosexual.

[life_ethereal]

UGGGGGHHHHHH

Fine, I'll accept since you put it like that.

May my penance be smooth... or my death swift.

[tonberrykin]

Once again, I am correct about everything and my confidence is unbroken in all things.

Congratulations, you and your government assigned female-woman from Bumble Crystalaklynn Vorhees are going to be so annoyed with each other.

[life_ethereal]

I hope this character dies a hilarious death.

[tonberrykin]

He's the only one that die in an unfortunate disintegration hole accident during session 12 of 20.

[life_ethereal]

Welp. Guess I'm going with that cracked Polemaster-Sentinel Barbarian build I've had my eyes on.

[actnormal]

Please, I need to see the DM's face

[life_ethereal]

Done and done~! He's gonna hate me so much. ♥