Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[actnormal]

If I'd known that I would have done something for you guys for Christmas too. Any other siblings about to jumpscare me?

[whiteshroud]

There's Ash? Aka Fugo's boyfriend.

There's also Zero but she's [going on a murderous rampage of revenge] backpacking through Europe. And we didn't grow up with her, so she's more a distant relative.

[actnormal]

Oh the scary motorcycle guy. Your family's fun, wish I had this many siblings.

[whiteshroud]

He's less scary than he seems at first, promise!

Haha, well you have cousins don't you? You all seem pretty close!

[actnormal]

Just the one, Noct.

Though I think? Rich Gil may have adopted us because of Sam? IDK what that makes him, Sam was just Noct's friend.

[whiteshroud]

Oh does he send you cubes too?

[actnormal]

What

[whiteshroud]

He's been sending Varian cubes. First one of metal, then wood, and then this morning it was plastic.

I was wondering if the cubes were unique or if it's just a thing he does.

[actnormal]

Why is he sending cubes?? He just bought me a car???

[droptheious]

Because the universe hates me.

[actnormal]

Did you refuse to accept something normal from him

[droptheious]

I tried to refuse payment for helping Sampo with his thing. He took that personally, apparently.

[life_ethereal]

Bruh.

[droptheious]

I was TRYING to help?!!

[whiteshroud]

I tried to tell him gods get weird when you insult their pride. But did he listen? No.

[droptheious]

I didn't know he was a god at the time! I tried to undo it, but he wouldn't have any of it, and now I have MORE CUBES coming and who knows if he'll ever stop, actually.

[whiteshroud]

He said there'd be seven.

Unless.

Var. Babe. Have you been messaging him to argue about the cubes?

[droptheious]

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Maybe.

[life_ethereal]

B R U H.

[droptheious]

He sends multiple giant cubes to my house. I'm running out of places to put everything! You wanna help with the GIANT CUBES, chuckles?

[whiteshroud]

[...]

I mean, if you get any cubes that'd be useful for gardening, I call dibs on that.

[droptheious]

...

Sure, Liebling. You can have the gardening cube when it inevitably drops on me.

[life_ethereal]

And run the risk of a demigod seeing me as poaching from a gift he rightfully gave to you?

Pass. This is your hill to die on~

[actnormal]

Yeah he's weird like that. Threatened me with a super expensive sports car if I didn't let him get me a normal person car.

Have fun with your cubes?

[droptheious]

He's genuinely unhinged. Like, I KNOW gods are unhinged, I work with Zhongli, but this guy is on a whole different level.

Yeah yeah, thanks.