Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[whiteshroud]

Haha, I get what you mean, but honestly I felt the drag races I've been in were fiercer in competition than this archery one was...

It's too bad there's no archery section in the Vogue's annual drag competition. I'd actually have a chance then. (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[tonberrykin]

Drag queens are the modern incarnations of warrior goddesses they take no prisoners esp. not in 10 inch heels.

I mean
There's the talent section right??
I'm sure you can convince the terrifying Zebra Queen to let you do anything if your makeup is on point enough

[whiteshroud]

Hm... maybe. Though I'm not close enough to Zulius to feel comfortable asking him to make exceptions for me.

[....]

Though last year I did help POKEGO members compete so they could get some funding with the prize money. Their funding issues have been resolved since then, but what if we did that again here...

[tonberrykin]

I'd pay to see half the Fortress in drag, tbh

[whiteshroud]

Mhm.

And I think you'd pull it off really well too!

[tonberrykin]

Haha nah I'm already a weird looking guy I'd be an ugly woman.

[whiteshroud]

First of all, I don't think you look weird or that you'd make an ugly woman. Love yourself Ghilley.

Second of all, half of pulling off a drag persona is about having a bold personality and flaunting it! Which you could easily pull that off! Probably better than anyone here.

[droptheious]

He IS the most extroverted one out of us, that's true! He could really pull it off.

[tonberrykin]

don't help him!!

[life_ethereal]

But you'd be GORGEOUS as a drag queen! I'd pay to see you up on stage living your best life!

[tonberrykin]

you butt out of this Outback Steakhouse!!

[life_ethereal]

Make me, Cotton Candy King~ 💖

[droptheious]

I'm going to help him. Because he's right. You'd be a natural.

[tonberrykin]

There is nothing natural about me this is all brainrot from ADHD that never got diagnosed and too much Mountain Dew or something.

I sat close to a lot of TV screens.

[droptheious]

...I don't know what Mountain Dew is, but otherwise, my point still stands. You WOULD be good at it. So there.

[tonberrykin]

haha I'm not about to be the first person on that particular train my guy

I've never tried heels and I don't have shattered ankle money you'd have to take me out back and put me down Old Yeller style and then it'd be off to the glue factory

[whiteshroud]

C'mon, heels aren't THAT bad.

We can start you on a low heel, like a half or one inch- and then you work your way up. Soon you'll be able wear heels tall enough to make you able to make eye contact with the Duke.

[tonberrykin]

Okay but I'm used to the air pressure at lower heights so when I inevitably faint and break my skull into a thousand pieces it's your fault and I want that on my gravestone.

Wait.
I'm not agreeing to this, no

[whiteshroud]

$5000 cash prize, Ghilley.

Think how many inflatable dinosaurs you could get with that kind of money.

[tonberrykin]

How much of that would actually be kept for me

un: violetsmoke

[infezione]

You know, I was already planning on entering the competition again this year anyway, I wouldn't mind doing it to fund the Fortress.

[whiteshroud]

Oh that'd be great Fugo! And since you did it last year, you're a seasoned pro! You can help me wrangle some of our nervous newbies.

[infezione]

Gladly! It'll make for a fun bonding activity too.

[whiteshroud]

I think so too!

Any idea what kind of look you want to go for this year?

[infezione]

I'm still considering! The magic princess concept is something I want to stick with, just because it's so flexible? Just take it in a different direction--a fire theme could be kind of fun?