Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[tonberrykin]

You gotta baja blast his doubts away.

Yeah there's a kid's rhyme about a lady who swallows a fly, and then swallows a series of animals 'cause she's trying to solve the problem she caused by swallowing stuff to deal with the fly.

So she swallows a spider, a bird, a cat, a dog, a goat, a cow, and then a horse; each animal is charged with dealing with the animal before it, but the horse kills her so.

A tragedy in many parts.

[droptheious]

I love him too much to do that to him.

That's-

How does someone swallow a cow? Like... did she swallow it whole? What problem would happen where swallowing a cow could possibly fix it?

[tonberrykin]

We must blast those we love best.

I don't know man. Old women are magic. I don't question their ways. I don't wanna be a newt.

[droptheious]

I mean. I don't think ALL old women are witches.

That said one that can swallow an entire cow probably is one. So fair.