Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

Comments

[whiteshroud]

First of all, I don't think you look weird or that you'd make an ugly woman. Love yourself Ghilley.

Second of all, half of pulling off a drag persona is about having a bold personality and flaunting it! Which you could easily pull that off! Probably better than anyone here.

[droptheious]

He IS the most extroverted one out of us, that's true! He could really pull it off.

[tonberrykin]

don't help him!!

[life_ethereal]

But you'd be GORGEOUS as a drag queen! I'd pay to see you up on stage living your best life!

[tonberrykin]

you butt out of this Outback Steakhouse!!

[life_ethereal]

Make me, Cotton Candy King~ 💖

[tonberrykin]

You settle for C-tier quality steak at premium prices I'm not about to take life advice from you.

[life_ethereal]

I appreciate all qualities of men and women! Even a person with mid looks can be highly attractive just by having a brilliant personality. For what it's worth, you look fantastic and you have a fun personality. I think you should go for it if you want. Give yourself a new way to sparkle.

[tonberrykin]

You fell for fisherman abs and lost an archery contest I'm not falling for your funny nice words. The concept of being known by people is mortifying and I'd rather eat your hands than be front and center outside of a mission parameter.

[life_ethereal]

It's up to you! We'll all come out to cheer you on if you ever want to do that.

[droptheious]

I'm going to help him. Because he's right. You'd be a natural.

[tonberrykin]

There is nothing natural about me this is all brainrot from ADHD that never got diagnosed and too much Mountain Dew or something.

I sat close to a lot of TV screens.

[droptheious]

...I don't know what Mountain Dew is, but otherwise, my point still stands. You WOULD be good at it. So there.

[tonberrykin]

An incredibly caffeinated type of soda that tastes somewhere between liquid crack and cough medicine gone horribly wrong depending on the flavor.

I would be good at a lot of things but people keep telling that pipebombs are only a sometimes solution.

[droptheious]

Oh. Well. Gonna pass on that. You definitely didn't sell it.

Well, that's objectively wrong. Pipebombs are a solution to a lot of things, they just might sometimes cause you new problem to deal with, is all.

[tonberrykin]

Yeah, most of it tastes like ass. The chicken place exclusive tastes like cough syrup but worse.

Look, usually only the first problem is my problem--it's in my internal rider that I haven't told anyone that I don't handle secondary problems.

[tonberrykin]

haha I'm not about to be the first person on that particular train my guy

I've never tried heels and I don't have shattered ankle money you'd have to take me out back and put me down Old Yeller style and then it'd be off to the glue factory

[whiteshroud]

C'mon, heels aren't THAT bad.

We can start you on a low heel, like a half or one inch- and then you work your way up. Soon you'll be able wear heels tall enough to make you able to make eye contact with the Duke.

[tonberrykin]

Okay but I'm used to the air pressure at lower heights so when I inevitably faint and break my skull into a thousand pieces it's your fault and I want that on my gravestone.

Wait.
I'm not agreeing to this, no

[whiteshroud]

$5000 cash prize, Ghilley.

Think how many inflatable dinosaurs you could get with that kind of money.

[tonberrykin]

How much of that would actually be kept for me

[whiteshroud]

I don't know, I'm not the one who handles the finances. But I bet you could work out a fair percentage with our Guildmaster!

[tonberrykin]

you do not get to use power word maxima to avert responsibility and giving direct answers, cabbage patch kid

[whiteshroud]

But I'm not the one in charge! See? Look he even responded to you!

[moderni]

A drag show is pushing the limits on what I'd consider guild work, to say the least. But if the winner chooses to donate a part of their prize to the Fortress funds, that will certainly be accepted.