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loupmorque) wrote2014-11-20 05:48 pm
loupmorque) wrote2014-11-20 05:48 pm
Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat
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But I have to get caught up in the words, Ghilley! I don't understand the words! I only vaguely have a grasp on them after Caleb.
So. So, you're asking for the name of a terrible jock?
Like. A real one? Because I knew some terrible jocks in high school.
So. So, you're asking for the name of a terrible jock?
Like. A real one? Because I knew some terrible jocks in high school.
okay but what if you went digging into the records and there he was
Maximus Chadimus
your long lost second cousin because clearly the first name is the family name
clearly
Maximus Chadimus
your long lost second cousin because clearly the first name is the family name
clearly
that's basically what a Chad is, yeah
there's some irony poisoning that's tried to loop it back around to being a positive thing but the stains of being a dorkass moron who's only good at sports remains regardless
jock me up baby
there's some irony poisoning that's tried to loop it back around to being a positive thing but the stains of being a dorkass moron who's only good at sports remains regardless
jock me up baby
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maxima are you trying to get me to go looting a distant civilization on an even more distant star
hypothetically would you wanna come with
I've go the muscle but I've never had the sense for genealogy or words longer than two syllables
maxima are you trying to get me to go looting a distant civilization on an even more distant star
hypothetically would you wanna come with
I've go the muscle but I've never had the sense for genealogy or words longer than two syllables
but looting is a funnier word that feels like there are less implications of the things we've lost in the fire. looting! loot! the oo sound is a good one.
anyway I am totally down to help you dig through stuff anytime, even if you have betrayed me by bringing Tiberius into my garden of Braden, Johnathan, Braxton, Paxton, and Scottie.
anyway I am totally down to help you dig through stuff anytime, even if you have betrayed me by bringing Tiberius into my garden of Braden, Johnathan, Braxton, Paxton, and Scottie.
Tiberius is a level of fuckboy that the average fuckperson can't hope to achieve! It's beyond the stars! Beyond the truth!
It's always a Bill. Wearing a sweatervest. And a polo. Fucking Bill.
You think I've got premium currency fuckboy money?!
Sure, its called having Rich & White Privilege.
I'd argue with you more about it but the last Kirk thing I experienced was the remaster movie and I kept getting caught up on Eyebrow Man's bowlcut.
[ Varian's eyes glaze over a bit as he tries to parse Ghilley-ese.]
Oh. So they're trying to make being a jerk and a jock a good thing now? Like sorry that you're only redeeming quality is that you can throw a ball real good.
[He might have had more than a few bullies in high school. He's a little bitter. ]
There was one in my year called Duncan. Blonde, built like a tree, about twice as dense. He was the worst. I don't think he could even count to eleven unless he could take his shoes off to count his toes.
Oh. So they're trying to make being a jerk and a jock a good thing now? Like sorry that you're only redeeming quality is that you can throw a ball real good.
[He might have had more than a few bullies in high school. He's a little bitter. ]
There was one in my year called Duncan. Blonde, built like a tree, about twice as dense. He was the worst. I don't think he could even count to eleven unless he could take his shoes off to count his toes.
... holy shit Duncan is so Good
for too long has he run rampant with his Doughnuts
training in the wilds of customer service
now he will return to reclaim his throne as the ultimate dudebro king
all hail Duncan
what a dweeb
for too long has he run rampant with his Doughnuts
training in the wilds of customer service
now he will return to reclaim his throne as the ultimate dudebro king
all hail Duncan
what a dweeb
It's strange to me that people in this world don't have unique hair, if I'm honest. Especially with how abundant magic is. But I guess the general populous aren't aware of it, so it makes sense as well.
Just a mystery.
[ but then he considers it. ]
If you're really keen on it, Ghilley, you can pick out some fruit from the orchards that Jun keeps and I'll make some home made hooch for you. Okay?
...
Just not peaches.
Just a mystery.
[ but then he considers it. ]
If you're really keen on it, Ghilley, you can pick out some fruit from the orchards that Jun keeps and I'll make some home made hooch for you. Okay?
...
Just not peaches.
I posed a theory to Maxima that we've somehow traded the whimsy of bright haircolors for a mundane, safe life, which is, on one hand, boring, but on the other hand, dragons don't eat your parents for the most part. Win some lose some.
[ oh no Wriothesley's being nice and sincere it wasn't supposed to go this way. ]
what if I get the peaches in a can. they were put there. by a man. in a factory downtown.
[ oh no Wriothesley's being nice and sincere it wasn't supposed to go this way. ]
what if I get the peaches in a can. they were put there. by a man. in a factory downtown.
Will is a sexless dork! You can't fuckboy if you can't fuck!
Ah, another victim to Spock's unstoppable sex appeal.
Anyway, Kirk is a capable captain and isn't a bad guy. I like Kirk! But there's no denying he's a guy who gets to fly around in the Federation's best ship, acting how he wants with an incredible level of confidence. All the while- he gets plenty of romantic encounters but struggles with maintaining long term romantic relationships.
Then again that could be because he's in love with Spock but the show was made in the 1960's.
Anyway, Kirk is a capable captain and isn't a bad guy. I like Kirk! But there's no denying he's a guy who gets to fly around in the Federation's best ship, acting how he wants with an incredible level of confidence. All the while- he gets plenty of romantic encounters but struggles with maintaining long term romantic relationships.
Then again that could be because he's in love with Spock but the show was made in the 1960's.
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