Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[tonberrykin]

that's basically what a Chad is, yeah
there's some irony poisoning that's tried to loop it back around to being a positive thing but the stains of being a dorkass moron who's only good at sports remains regardless

jock me up baby

[droptheious]

[ Varian's eyes glaze over a bit as he tries to parse Ghilley-ese.]

Oh. So they're trying to make being a jerk and a jock a good thing now? Like sorry that you're only redeeming quality is that you can throw a ball real good.

[He might have had more than a few bullies in high school. He's a little bitter. ]

There was one in my year called Duncan. Blonde, built like a tree, about twice as dense. He was the worst. I don't think he could even count to eleven unless he could take his shoes off to count his toes.

[tonberrykin]

... holy shit Duncan is so Good

for too long has he run rampant with his Doughnuts
training in the wilds of customer service
now he will return to reclaim his throne as the ultimate dudebro king
all hail Duncan
what a dweeb

[droptheious]

He LOOKED like a Duncan, too. You'd look at his face and instantly know he was a Duncan.

Hah, that does make me feel a little better. He used to shove people into lockers, so he very much deserves this dweeb status you're giving him. I'm not sure where he is now. He for SURE didn't go to college so maybe he is with the doughnuts now.