Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

Comments

[moderni]

With thanks to Caleb for the context...I suppose I would say "Tiberius".

[maybe he can make operating on a different set of cultural referents somebody else's problem for once]

[tonberrykin]

what in the Warhammer 40k are you doing to my poll

[moderni]

Answering it. "Chad" isn't a name that anyone would give a child where I come from.

[yes he is fucking with you.]

[tonberrykin]

I bet if I asked the tooth ghost he'd remember a Chad.

Or I'd tell you he did to win the argument.

[moderni]

Your roommate might remember someone of that name, but I assure you not someone who came from Garlemald.

[tonberrykin]

okay but what if you went digging into the records and there he was

Maximus Chadimus
your long lost second cousin because clearly the first name is the family name
clearly

[moderni]

You are truly welcome to dig through the wreckage of the capital and look for whatever records can still be found, Ghilley. I'll be fascinated by any results you manage to come back with.

[tonberrykin]

i
maxima are you trying to get me to go looting a distant civilization on an even more distant star

hypothetically would you wanna come with
I've go the muscle but I've never had the sense for genealogy or words longer than two syllables

[moderni]

Under the circumstances it's no longer considered "looting" but "salvage".

If we ever did find our way there I promise I would be on the scene.

[tonberrykin]

but looting is a funnier word that feels like there are less implications of the things we've lost in the fire. looting! loot! the oo sound is a good one.

anyway I am totally down to help you dig through stuff anytime, even if you have betrayed me by bringing Tiberius into my garden of Braden, Johnathan, Braxton, Paxton, and Scottie.

[whiteshroud]

No no, he's cooking. That was Kirk's middle name in Star Trek.

Kirk's as fuckboy dudebro as you can get.

[tonberrykin]

Can you be a dudebro if you command a spaceship

[whiteshroud]

Sure, its called having Rich & White Privilege.

[tonberrykin]

I'd argue with you more about it but the last Kirk thing I experienced was the remaster movie and I kept getting caught up on Eyebrow Man's bowlcut.

[whiteshroud]

Ah, another victim to Spock's unstoppable sex appeal.

Anyway, Kirk is a capable captain and isn't a bad guy. I like Kirk! But there's no denying he's a guy who gets to fly around in the Federation's best ship, acting how he wants with an incredible level of confidence. All the while- he gets plenty of romantic encounters but struggles with maintaining long term romantic relationships.

Then again that could be because he's in love with Spock but the show was made in the 1960's.

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[actnormal]

No yeah I agree with Maxima here

[tonberrykin]

Just another of your little betrayals.

[actnormal]

I'm just saying anyone named Tiberius is either a fuckboy or a trust fund baby and therefore a rich fuckboy.

[tonberrykin]

Tiberius is a level of fuckboy that the average fuckperson can't hope to achieve! It's beyond the stars! Beyond the truth!

[actnormal]

Then it's perfect for your fuckboysona ＼(≧▽≦)／

[tonberrykin]

You think I've got premium currency fuckboy money?!

[actnormal]

You can fake it!