Ya'll are weird and come from places that are equally weird. Of course you get cool unlocks like fun hair colors and ice powers. Most people in this world don't get those perks!!
[ that's Ghilley but like, yellow. evil Ghilley. ]
but the illegality and the homegrown nature gives it a special taste!! it's like infusing something with love!
It's strange to me that people in this world don't have unique hair, if I'm honest. Especially with how abundant magic is. But I guess the general populous aren't aware of it, so it makes sense as well.
Just a mystery.
[ but then he considers it. ]
If you're really keen on it, Ghilley, you can pick out some fruit from the orchards that Jun keeps and I'll make some home made hooch for you. Okay?
I posed a theory to Maxima that we've somehow traded the whimsy of bright haircolors for a mundane, safe life, which is, on one hand, boring, but on the other hand, dragons don't eat your parents for the most part. Win some lose some.
[ oh no Wriothesley's being nice and sincere it wasn't supposed to go this way. ]
what if I get the peaches in a can. they were put there. by a man. in a factory downtown.
Ah, I had to read that sentence twice. For a moment I thought you'd typed 'dragons aren't your parents for the most part', and I was about to question what might be bad about dragon parents.
Dragons not eating your parents is definitely a boon in this world.
[ you keep falling for it sir ]
Even from a can, they'd be a problem. Just the smell of them make me sick, these days.
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[ that's Ghilley but like, yellow. evil Ghilley. ]
but the illegality and the homegrown nature gives it a special taste!! it's like infusing something with love!
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Just a mystery.
[ but then he considers it. ]
If you're really keen on it, Ghilley, you can pick out some fruit from the orchards that Jun keeps and I'll make some home made hooch for you. Okay?
...
Just not peaches.
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[ oh no Wriothesley's being nice and sincere it wasn't supposed to go this way. ]
what if I get the peaches in a can. they were put there. by a man. in a factory downtown.
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Dragons not eating your parents is definitely a boon in this world.
[ you keep falling for it sir ]
Even from a can, they'd be a problem. Just the smell of them make me sick, these days.