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𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔇𝔲k𝔒 [ w r i o t h e s l e y ] ([personal profile] loupmorque) wrote2014-11-20 05:48 pm

Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat


MEMBERS:
Wriothesley Jun Varian Maxima Ragna Ana Hermes Josuke James Ghilley Furina Caleb Fugo Eren Cotton Rose Jill Lia Harumasa
{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }
tonberrykin: (so long as you never cross me)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
See the problem with Chaz is that there's a level of--of--something that I simply don't have access to. White person dreadlocks. Brown hair. Probably can handle like three tequila shots. Tequila steals my pants after like, two.
actnormal: (Garbage King)

[personal profile] actnormal 2025-06-24 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No terrible taste would be dating a Chad
whiteshroud: (jun80)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2025-06-24 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah I understand now.

I think you could be a Chad if you really worked at it. Ganbatte, Chad-kun. (๑‒̀ㅂ‒́)
و
tonberrykin: (so long as you never cross me)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This is my Warrior Code!

My
Brorior
Code


[ he's gonna send a selfie.

he's wearing a backwards baseball cap, shitty aviator sunglasses, and is distinctly blond. the process begins. ]
droptheious: (From out here)

text: un: trienemybest

[personal profile] droptheious 2025-06-24 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ghilley is saying things that Varian doesn't understand. Must be a Tuesday. He stares at that for a moment. He reads it. He reads it twice. He reads it thrice. ]

Okay, so I understood the first half of that sentence but the rest is lost on me. What?
tonberrykin: (i'll let you be my little drone honey)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah maybe I should pick up some brown dye instead of the pink that I'm getting

and hey now
I'm not an easy drunk
tequila's just a harsh mistress
I don't want to hear any sass from you, Frenchman but Damp
actnormal: (Solemn)

[personal profile] actnormal 2025-06-24 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just copies over his explanation for Wrio and Maxima]

Sorry Varian I forgot you might not understand that either .qο½₯゚゚ο½₯(>_<)ο½₯゚゚ο½₯q.
tonberrykin: (to win your love i'll do just anything)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't date Chads and you don't fuck Williams so it all shakes out! I can have one without the other! I'm already winning in the dateless category so this truly must be my destiny.

I can't believe you wanted me to be a Bill. It's like I hardly know you.
tonberrykin: (begging for your eyes)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
shh shh shh shh
finger to your lips
don't get caught up in the words
look into your soul and tell me your vibes
what do you know to be true on your inside places, var var

moderni: (friendly πŸ‘“ almost nothing at all)

[personal profile] moderni 2025-06-24 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
With thanks to Caleb for the context...I suppose I would say "Tiberius".

[maybe he can make operating on a different set of cultural referents somebody else's problem for once]
tonberrykin: (i'll let you be my little drone honey)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You and Maxima both come from weird shit locales, I need you to know.

[ have a selfie, thankfully free of the baseball cap he's haunting Jun with. Ghilley does, however, remain blond. ]

... okay so why the fuck are you holding out
where's my prison hooch
wtf I thought we were friends
tonberrykin: (but there's always something more)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
what in the Warhammer 40k are you doing to my poll
whiteshroud: (jun05)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2025-06-24 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
....

Wow, the symptoms of Chadification manifest faster than lycanthropy.
Edited 2025-06-24 21:11 (UTC)
moderni: (relief πŸ‘“ once honest name)

[personal profile] moderni 2025-06-24 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Answering it. "Chad" isn't a name that anyone would give a child where I come from.

[yes he is fucking with you.]
tonberrykin: (i'll drive you wild)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry you had to find out this way Jun
I've always been blond

on another note I keep finding Manic Panic in your hair color do you wanna be twins
tonberrykin: (so long as you never cross me)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet if I asked the tooth ghost he'd remember a Chad.

Or I'd tell you he did to win the argument.
whiteshroud: (jun80)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2025-06-24 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No no, he's cooking. That was Kirk's middle name in Star Trek.

Kirk's as fuckboy dudebro as you can get.
tonberrykin: (for we'll all be kings tomorrow)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you be a dudebro if you command a spaceship
droptheious: (That's your one strike)

[personal profile] droptheious 2025-06-24 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I'm.

Slightly more understanding.

Maybe.

...The internet was a mistake.
moderni: (friendly πŸ‘“ almost nothing at all)

[personal profile] moderni 2025-06-24 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Your roommate might remember someone of that name, but I assure you not someone who came from Garlemald.
tonberrykin: (but there's always something more)

[personal profile] tonberrykin 2025-06-24 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya'll are weird and come from places that are equally weird. Of course you get cool unlocks like fun hair colors and ice powers. Most people in this world don't get those perks!!

[ that's Ghilley but like, yellow. evil Ghilley. ]

but the illegality and the homegrown nature gives it a special taste!! it's like infusing something with love!

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