Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[tonberrykin]

See the problem with Chaz is that there's a level of--of--something that I simply don't have access to. White person dreadlocks. Brown hair. Probably can handle like three tequila shots. Tequila steals my pants after like, two.

[loupmorque]

Brown hair is within anyone's reach with hair dye.

I cannot help you with the tequila part.
...I didn't think you'd be an easy drunk.

[tonberrykin]

Oh yeah maybe I should pick up some brown dye instead of the pink that I'm getting

and hey now
I'm not an easy drunk
tequila's just a harsh mistress
I don't want to hear any sass from you, Frenchman but Damp

[loupmorque]

...Pink dye? You.... mean your hair isn't naturally that color?

And I feel I'm in a position to 'sass', as it is that I have basically been raised on prison hooch, as a matter of fact.

[tonberrykin]

You and Maxima both come from weird shit locales, I need you to know.

[ have a selfie, thankfully free of the baseball cap he's haunting Jun with. Ghilley does, however, remain blond. ]

... okay so why the fuck are you holding out
where's my prison hooch
wtf I thought we were friends

[loupmorque]

I don't think it's weird. I am rather familiar with at least two people who have naturally pink hair. Furina's white and blue locks are natural as well.

[ what the fuck is that photo thats not ghilley who the fuck are you I ]

We are friends, but I haven't maid prison hooch since ... this place isn't a prison anymore and we can buy *legal* liquor.
Making your own in a vat in your jail cell was a crime, Ghilley.

[tonberrykin]

Ya'll are weird and come from places that are equally weird. Of course you get cool unlocks like fun hair colors and ice powers. Most people in this world don't get those perks!!

[ that's Ghilley but like, yellow. evil Ghilley. ]

but the illegality and the homegrown nature gives it a special taste!! it's like infusing something with love!

[loupmorque]

It's strange to me that people in this world don't have unique hair, if I'm honest. Especially with how abundant magic is. But I guess the general populous aren't aware of it, so it makes sense as well.

Just a mystery.

[ but then he considers it. ]

If you're really keen on it, Ghilley, you can pick out some fruit from the orchards that Jun keeps and I'll make some home made hooch for you. Okay?

...

Just not peaches.

[tonberrykin]

I posed a theory to Maxima that we've somehow traded the whimsy of bright haircolors for a mundane, safe life, which is, on one hand, boring, but on the other hand, dragons don't eat your parents for the most part. Win some lose some.

[ oh no Wriothesley's being nice and sincere it wasn't supposed to go this way. ]

what if I get the peaches in a can. they were put there. by a man. in a factory downtown.

[loupmorque]

Ah, I had to read that sentence twice. For a moment I thought you'd typed 'dragons aren't your parents for the most part', and I was about to question what might be bad about dragon parents.

Dragons not eating your parents is definitely a boon in this world.

[ you keep falling for it sir ]

Even from a can, they'd be a problem. Just the smell of them make me sick, these days.