Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[tonberrykin]

it's not something i do often but sometimes there are things you have to do at 2 am

what do you mean lycanthropy being spread
do we need to invest in silver and frontline plus wtf

[whiteshroud]

Right, I completely understand. That's how I buy anime merch.

Please no silver, it's not that kind of problem.
It's just there's a few werewolves living here, and it turns out some of their bites can spread it.

So just don't get bit unless you want to be a doggo.

[droptheious]

Again: I'm REALLY sorry about that.

Also, please don't stock up on silver, it brings me out in hives.

[tonberrykin]

i am gonna trust you when you say it's not that kind of problem
you did not say no to the frontline

aren't you in more danger of being bitten than i am
considering

[whiteshroud]

I mean.
Wouldn't be bad on-hand to have just in case.

Not your business but
I already dealt with that.

[tonberrykin]

welp
chewy dot com here i come

i mean it's somewhat my business as i am bitable even thought varian and i will never being biting in like, that context unless you two need to tell me something
is there something preventative the rest of us should be doing

[whiteshroud]

Not really.

Just don't get bit.
I'm sure you can figure out how to avoid getting bit by a dog.

[tonberrykin]

sooo... muzzles? cones of shame?

i will do my best and it will probably involve being on the ceiling

[whiteshroud]

Temptation to bite you is rising.

[tonberrykin]

oh mr jun oh
it is forbidden we can never

[whiteshroud]

But you'd make such a cute doggo.

Maybe one of those lil purse dogs that's made of pure violence.

[tonberrykin]

knowing my luck i'd be one of those ugly naked ones with like two weird whisps of hair and then we'd have beef for the rest of our lycanthropic lives

[droptheious]

I can promise you, Ghilley, that I have zero plans on biting you at any point in time.

[tonberrykin]

you shouldn't lock yourself into promises you might one day be tempted not to keep

not bc you're into me but bc i've been informed i'm an asshole and sometimes people just want to attack me to make me shut up
it would not be the first time someone bit me for lack of a better action

[droptheious]

I don't make promises I can't keep. It's a thing. I do not want to bite you. I didn't want to bite the people I did bite.

If you annoy me enough into fighting you, I'll just throw a chemical bomb at you, it's fine.

[ IS IT??? ]

[tonberrykin]

fair as hell

i cannot wait until we have a molotov fight. our battle will be legendary.

[droptheious]

...You okay what? You're so on. One day!

Probably not inside, though.

[Sometimes alchemy boy craves the chaos!! Just. Safe chaos. ]

[tonberrykin]

alternatively we could go for paintball

[mstitel]

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[tonberrykin]

do not awoo

[mstitel]

a




woo

[tonberrykin]

please stay put the execution squads are coming
do not resist

[droptheious]

Why are you like this?

[mstitel]

Boredom, mostly.

The internet's surprisingly full of werewolf info, though.

[droptheious]

Yeah, I learned that when I googled it trying to figure it out when I turned into one. There's SO MUCH.

[There's also a LOT of porn but that's between him and Jun. ]