Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

Comments

[tonberrykin]

i am gonna trust you when you say it's not that kind of problem
you did not say no to the frontline

aren't you in more danger of being bitten than i am
considering

[whiteshroud]

I mean.
Wouldn't be bad on-hand to have just in case.

Not your business but
I already dealt with that.

[tonberrykin]

welp
chewy dot com here i come

i mean it's somewhat my business as i am bitable even thought varian and i will never being biting in like, that context unless you two need to tell me something
is there something preventative the rest of us should be doing

[whiteshroud]

Not really.

Just don't get bit.
I'm sure you can figure out how to avoid getting bit by a dog.

[tonberrykin]

sooo... muzzles? cones of shame?

i will do my best and it will probably involve being on the ceiling

[whiteshroud]

Temptation to bite you is rising.

[tonberrykin]

oh mr jun oh
it is forbidden we can never

[whiteshroud]

But you'd make such a cute doggo.

Maybe one of those lil purse dogs that's made of pure violence.

[tonberrykin]

knowing my luck i'd be one of those ugly naked ones with like two weird whisps of hair and then we'd have beef for the rest of our lycanthropic lives

[droptheious]

I can promise you, Ghilley, that I have zero plans on biting you at any point in time.

[tonberrykin]

you shouldn't lock yourself into promises you might one day be tempted not to keep

not bc you're into me but bc i've been informed i'm an asshole and sometimes people just want to attack me to make me shut up
it would not be the first time someone bit me for lack of a better action

[droptheious]

I don't make promises I can't keep. It's a thing. I do not want to bite you. I didn't want to bite the people I did bite.

If you annoy me enough into fighting you, I'll just throw a chemical bomb at you, it's fine.

[ IS IT??? ]

[tonberrykin]

fair as hell

i cannot wait until we have a molotov fight. our battle will be legendary.

[droptheious]

...You okay what? You're so on. One day!

Probably not inside, though.

[Sometimes alchemy boy craves the chaos!! Just. Safe chaos. ]

[tonberrykin]

alternatively we could go for paintball

[droptheious]

... This is an acceptable alternative, yes.

[tonberrykin]

meet me in the ring of honor
i want to shoot people in the ass with bright pink paint

[droptheious]

You are SO on.