Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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text; un: DOINK!!!

[tonberrykin]

hm. well, ain't that a pickle.

hey if you wanna bless the cheap vodka i'm about to shoplift, I can make holy molotovs for everyone as a first last resort??

[ helping! ]

[whiteshroud]

[Maybe if Jun was less sleep deprived, he'd realize this is a bad idea. In so many ways.

But. Unfortunately. (3)]

You know what, sure. It's worth a shot.

[tonberrykin]

excellent! if nothing else it'll buy people time to get reinforcements since 90% of the time lighting something on fire is deeply distracting to the thing being lit on fire

especially with the power of Christ!

[whiteshroud]

Mm, that's true. Lighting things on fire tends to be a very effective measure in most combat.

I wonder if it could be made to burn hot enough to incinerate the remains... potential corruption from their remains is a concern.

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Man I was thinking about getting the gardemeks to shoot holy water canons, but this is even better! I've fired chemicals at a demon once and they were really effective! We should totally do that!

[tonberrykin]

... can you bless acid

@/hikari-vi will god bless robot acid guns

[whiteshroud]

[Too tired to type, deal with video]

To be honest, I have no idea. I've never tried it and He's not saying anything like always.

[tonberrykin]

on one hand i would love to do some science
on the other hand i would not love to do some science when it seems like Something's Up and you're in Defend the Homestead mode since it feels like something's actually at stake instead of like
fuckin with demons for casual fun

[droptheious]

I mean.

I definitely have acid. But it's also hard to test when we're not being actively attacked by a demon, it's true. And I don't think any of the demons on the app would be willing to try this on account of the fact it would probably kill them.

But you were right, it can always be like... a back-up plan? Like, when all else fails we'll just throw it at them and see what happens plan?

[whiteshroud]

Eh, it's alright. I don't think we're in high alert mode yet. [He takes a long sip of coffee]

Based on what I've found, one of the local gods did something to rile up part of the demon population. So they're targeting that god and people associated with them, but they're not particularly organized or strong. Nor are they very smart, considering someone entirely unrelated got attacked too.

AKA... we should be on yellow alert and take more precautions, but it's not a full red alert.

Experimenting with the acid gun later is fine.

[moderni]

If you're stealing the vodka regardless, why bother with the cheap kind? Surely it's worth the effort to get something of decent quality.

[tonberrykin]

???

babygirl i'm not gonna drink it i'm gonna use it to light demons on fire

[moderni]

Even so. There's no reason to justify low-quality vodka in the world.

[tonberrykin]

so what I'm hearing is I have guild approval to steal as much of it as possible so there's no benefit to stores :D

and that you're gonna treat me to nice vodka at some point
i hate the taste of liquor if imma be honest with you so be gentle

[moderni]

My personal opinions are unrelated to guild policy. [Nice try.]

The rest, we'll work on.

[tonberrykin]

no worries boss I hear you loud and clear ;)

i look forward to your deep opinions about booze tbh everybody's gotta have a passion somewhere

[whiteshroud]

.... I mean, we could always test it.

See if the quality of the liquor effects the potency of the blessing.

[moderni]

[He knows this probably isn't the kind of thing he should be encouraging. It's not exactly responsible. But there's only so much fighting the tide a person can do in one lifetime. And maybe hanging out too much with the various Warriors of Light gradually warps one's sense of what's normal.]

Certainly we want our defensive weaponry to be at its best, after all.

[Sometimes "everyone involved is probably durable enough to handle if this blows up" is the best you're gonna get.]