Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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un: regina

[majeste]

Oooh, are there any fruit seeds in there? We don't have nearly enough fruit down in the fortress and it is such a terrible pain to get fresh fruit down there for desserts!

[soulreleaser]

[ ah. the beginning of the end. ]

It says something about immunity peaches on the box, so perhaps there'll be a tasty variety of fruit that's quite good for you! The box feels special. Magical, even!

Perhaps I am simply excited to have a project!

[majeste]

[ little do they know what devastation will be wrought. ]

Peaches? Oh! There is this wonderful tart recipe I have dying to try, if there are some peach seeds in there than we simply must grow them! I simply must make some peach tart for myself and for Wriothesley, he's been so good to me lately and I want to give him something back, you know?

[ and besides, she's has been practicing so much recently! she has to prove to herself that she's not entirely useless in the kitchen. ]

[soulreleaser]

I would be so happy to help you make a tart for Sir Wriothesley! He'll be even more delighted if a little bit of the work comes from each of us--moreso from you, of course, his dearest paramour. It shouldn't take too terribly long for a peach to grow!

[ what's that? 4 to 5 years without magical bullshit you say? ]

1/2

[majeste]

And from his dearest friend! Do not count yourself so lightly, my dear Storm Dragon. You are very important to him.

One moment, I will see if there is any information online about how to grow a peach tree.

2/2 (about five minutes later)

[majeste]

[ oh gods no, why does everything keep saying 4 to 5 years? she can't wait that long! they may not even be here anymore by that time!! ]

People seem to say it will take years for a tree like that to grow. I want to make that tart soon not in four or so years.

[ ): dejected noises. ]