I would be so happy to help you make a tart for Sir Wriothesley! He'll be even more delighted if a little bit of the work comes from each of us--moreso from you, of course, his dearest paramour. It shouldn't take too terribly long for a peach to grow!
[ what's that? 4 to 5 years without magical bullshit you say? ]
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[ what's that? 4 to 5 years without magical bullshit you say? ]
1/2
One moment, I will see if there is any information online about how to grow a peach tree.
2/2 (about five minutes later)
People seem to say it will take years for a tree like that to grow. I want to make that tart soon not in four or so years.
[ ): dejected noises. ]