You know what, that would actually be really useful. I could have used something like that but instead I had your brother dropping random nuggets on me for the last two and a half years with little-to-no warning.
oh you don't lie about anything serious you just lie about stuff like 'inventing the moon' and then you wait to see how long it takes one of you to crack
first person to lose their shit laughing buys snacks
We can start you on a low heel, like a half or one inch- and then you work your way up. Soon you'll be able wear heels tall enough to make you able to make eye contact with the Duke.
Okay but I'm used to the air pressure at lower heights so when I inevitably faint and break my skull into a thousand pieces it's your fault and I want that on my gravestone.
You just look the people you love in the eye and tell them that sharks are like smooth lions and then you wait to see how long it takes them to try and smother you with a pillow while arguing against your insane pigeon logic. It's genius.
I appreciate all qualities of men and women! Even a person with mid looks can be highly attractive just by having a brilliant personality. For what it's worth, you look fantastic and you have a fun personality. I think you should go for it if you want. Give yourself a new way to sparkle.
You fell for fisherman abs and lost an archery contest I'm not falling for your funny nice words. The concept of being known by people is mortifying and I'd rather eat your hands than be front and center outside of a mission parameter.
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