Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[droptheious]

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Oh okay, I do kind of like that. We do kinda like a challenge so that's workable.

[tonberrykin]

You just look the people you love in the eye and tell them that sharks are like smooth lions and then you wait to see how long it takes them to try and smother you with a pillow while arguing against your insane pigeon logic. It's genius.

[droptheious]

Ha ha. I expect I would get away with that for a minimal amount of time, but I think that's part of the fun anyway.

[tonberrykin]

You just gotta be ready for when they inevitably snap and try to piledrive you into the couch. If you keep your thighs tense you're ready to spring away like bunny.

[droptheious]

Not if you enjoy the piledriving, you don't.

[tonberrykin]

Ooh la la, the things I learn today for free~

[droptheious]

Smiley face emoji.

You have to picture it. I won't do it. Jun's not allowed to win that one.

[tonberrykin]

I can see it in my heart of hearts.

Two hamsters pulling WWE moves on each other.

[droptheious]

Wow, hamsters? Really? Ouch.

[tonberrykin]

You're short kings, my friends. You gotta own it.

[droptheious]

Can't we have something that's small that's at least a little more intimidating than a hamster?

[tonberrykin]

uhhh

you could maybe swing capybara?

[droptheious]

...Yeah you know what. I'll take it.