Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[whiteshroud]

Haha, I get what you mean, but honestly I felt the drag races I've been in were fiercer in competition than this archery one was...

It's too bad there's no archery section in the Vogue's annual drag competition. I'd actually have a chance then. (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[loupmorque]

I'd advise caution against throwing rocks in glass houses, Ghilley.

You tripped and fell and nearly broke your nose on a treadmill when I walked into the gym in a tanktop and shorts after a swim, if I'm remembering correctly.

[tonberrykin]

Drag queens are the modern incarnations of warrior goddesses they take no prisoners esp. not in 10 inch heels.

I mean
There's the talent section right??
I'm sure you can convince the terrifying Zebra Queen to let you do anything if your makeup is on point enough

[loupmorque]

Google.

[tonberrykin]

yeah, you were in a tanktop and shorts
I will drag you into hell with me if you want to play this game, boss

[whiteshroud]

Thank you Lia! So you'd agree it was a "skills issue"?

[blossominghopes]

100% a skill issue~

[life_ethereal]

Oh you're so lucky that I stopped myself from being unhinged, Ragna. I hope you know that I care so deeply about you.

[tonberrykin]

you're fine your man's honor is the one being questioned you backed the right horse with a gun

text; un: neoteric

[moderni]

Unless the distraction was something that the second person should have dropped what they were doing to help with...

[which, looking upthread, doesn't seem to be the case]

I can't say that's any less of a legitimate victory.

[life_ethereal]

I'm less shocked about you knowing skill issue and Google somehow.

I'm MORE shocked about Jun using "horny" to describe ME.

[whiteshroud]

Hey, I wouldn't make you sleep in a different bed over this. It's just a competition at the end of the day.

But I'm glad you agree! I won the competition.

[whiteshroud]

Haru, I'm not so Catholic that I don't know what being horny means.

I've been online. I've read fanfiction.

[life_ethereal]

Well he was scorching hot, I have to say. I just didn't want to say that out loud. To his face. But here we are! I still don't think it's reasonable to expect fishermen, mages, and geese in an archery competition!

[droptheious]

You never know. He might be framing it wrong on purpose. But yeah, yay for me. Protected my man's honour.

[life_ethereal]

[...]

Jun. Oh my god.

I think I've read your fics on AO3. You use the same username, don't you?

[tonberrykin]

No way you'd fall for a trap like that right~
Play it cool act like you knew the whole time
Reap rewards for playing both sides cleverly

[centralfiction]

Yeah, that sounds like a you problem.

A Skill Issue.

[droptheious]

You can't blame me for being cautious. I know first hand how competitive you get.

[ He's usually the target of the aforementioned competitive streak. Which is mostly his own design, true. He brings it on himself and he loves it. ]

Of course you did. What distracted Haru?

[whiteshroud]

It was just a shirtless man. Nothing I could help with.

Thank you Maxima! I'm glad to see my victory is going uncontested.

[droptheious]

And that's how Maxima and the Duke learn what AO3 is.

[whiteshroud]

[!!!!!]

Hey! I don't air your secrets!

[life_ethereal]

Oh, no, I'm not a man committed to a fisherman. That's a hard pass for me!

I guess. I should've known to never trust a competition that has a golden apple involved.

[moderni]

He does have some trouble with temptation that way, doesn't he?

[Just. Remembering how he and Haru met, and all.]

[centralfiction]

It's a real fucking Christmas Miracle, huh.