loupmorque | Fortress of Meropide

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Probably do, yeah.

So what did you do?

bought some decorations as tribute for the Duke

[ Varian can connect THOSE dots. ]

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I don't think he needs encouragement.

but why not
look at how happy he gets
look at his lil face

I have seen his happy lil face. I'm glad he's happy. But there comes a point when it's excessive and I think we crossed that like a week ago.

yeah but like
we live here for free and get free food
maybe it's all right for a dude that chill to have a thing he's a weird freak about and maybe you buy tribute for the pile cause it's the best you can do in lieu of rent or killing someone for him
he keeps avoiding me when i offer so inflatable dinosaurs it is

Please don't kill people unless you have real and solid justification, thank you.

I dislike doing the paperwork.

what paperwork
was i supposed to be doing paperwork this whole time
fuck the monsterslaying cops are gonna come for me

Monsters are different. Monsters are monsters.

'Killing Someone For Him' suggests you want to do a murder on my behalf.
And I'd really rather avoid that paperwork.

I was a prison warden in my home world, you know.
And Meropide used to be a prison.

i mean we could argue that monsters were at some point people or fully actualized beings and so they'd still count under 'someone'
they were someone to something at some point after all, probably
and murder takes a certain set of parameters before it's heroic
the brain ghost gets bristly if i go for the easy way too fast if that makes sense

okay but it's not a prison now
right now it's one step off being retrochic soviet wet apartments and that makes you the land (water?) baron with the tightest pants in the world
we don't have to be cops about it