Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

MEMBERS:

{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

Comments

[actnormal]

You know I'm in this chat too right?

Translation for the Duke and Maxima btw: "fuckboy" is that guy who's...well he's a fuck and won't commit and is kind of trash and they tend to be lazy and really rude. "dudebro" is a guy who is like a jock but also a party-guy and is really loud.

[tonberrykin]

Well I wasn't gonna out you but if you're gonna out you what I am supposed to do.

[actnormal]

There's no reason to not out me? (•ิ_•ิ)? It's not like I did a crime?

[tonberrykin]

Crime of terrible taste. I've already reported you to the Thought Police, sorry bestie :c

[actnormal]

No terrible taste would be dating a Chad

[tonberrykin]

You don't date Chads and you don't fuck Williams so it all shakes out! I can have one without the other! I'm already winning in the dateless category so this truly must be my destiny.

I can't believe you wanted me to be a Bill. It's like I hardly know you.

[actnormal]

Or a Will!

[tonberrykin]

It's always a Bill. Wearing a sweatervest. And a polo. Fucking Bill.

[actnormal]

That's an HOA name. That's why. Will can be a fuckboy though

[tonberrykin]

Will is a sexless dork! You can't fuckboy if you can't fuck!

[actnormal]

I dunno, there was a really good looking guy at the water park I worked at in Louisana named Will. He could fuck. I'm pretty sure.