[Varian's expression combined with the message is enough to make him crack. Harumasa snorts and then dissolves into laughter. He tries to keep it quiet for the sleeping Ana and Jun, but it's not as successful as they'd probably like.]
Ow, ow, hahaha!
[IT'S WORTH THE PAIN!!! He still texts back:]
Those are the lyrics for the chorus of the song, just in third person! ššš
[ As Harumasa starts to laugh, Varian grimaces, waggling his hand to hush him up- before he wakes his siblings up. He'd feel sorry for the pain but also:]
You brought that on yourself.
I still have no idea what this song is about. Is she bragging about lying to the person she's dating?
[Unfortunately, Jun really is a light sleeper- especially when he's in a situation that isn't relaxing at home. So his canine ears will twitch at Haru making noise that sounds like either laughing or pain - the ears bumping into Varian's jaw as they do so]
[Maybe Harumasa deserves it, but he needed the laugh. He might have had to do something drastic if he had to sit in silence for any longer.
Well, since Jun is awake, there's no point in texting. For now. He'll lower his voice to avoid waking up Ana, too.]
No, no, nothing's wrong, Jun-bug. Your fiance is unintentionally asking the funniest questions about an old pop song. Sorry for waking you.
Speaking of which, no she's not bragging about that. She's singing about how she accidentally made this guy fall in love with her when she was just having fun and isn't in the market for a serious relationship like he is. She's in it to play, he's in it for love, and it's an 'oh crap' moment.
[ He definitely needs a laugh. Honestly, they all need something to break the tension and it might as well be Varian's incapability to connect with pop culture if anything else! He turns his head as Jun's ears bump against his jaw, sighing softly. He moves a hand to brush a hand through Jun's hair, petting those ears lightly. ]
Sorry, mein herz, it's okay. Honest.
[But oh well, time to continue to talk about a pop singer in hushed tones! ]
But it's called "oops I did it again" suggesting she has done this multiple times? I feel like she should probably make it clear what her relationship parameters are at the start. Once is a mistake but if it keeps happening that suggests she's the common denominator and should rethink how she communicates that to her partners.
[He'll relax at the reassurance, his guard going down as both of them make it clear that's nothing wrong and Varian pets him. But then he listens to what these two are arguing about...]
... You two are arguing about the morality of a Britney Spears song?
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Oops he thinks she's in love, that she's sent from above~
She's not that innocent~!
[He's very obviously trying not to laugh, but Varian can hear him wheezing slightly.]
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If you are a person reading these words in this order for the first time in your life, this looks like insane drivel.
Varian looks up again. He stares at Haru. He stares at Haru for what feels like a full minute. ]
What.
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Ow, ow, hahaha!
[IT'S WORTH THE PAIN!!! He still texts back:]
Those are the lyrics for the chorus of the song, just in third person! ššš
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You brought that on yourself.
I still have no idea what this song is about. Is she bragging about lying to the person she's dating?
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Huh? Something wrong?
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Well, since Jun is awake, there's no point in texting. For now. He'll lower his voice to avoid waking up Ana, too.]
No, no, nothing's wrong, Jun-bug. Your fiance is unintentionally asking the funniest questions about an old pop song. Sorry for waking you.
Speaking of which, no she's not bragging about that. She's singing about how she accidentally made this guy fall in love with her when she was just having fun and isn't in the market for a serious relationship like he is. She's in it to play, he's in it for love, and it's an 'oh crap' moment.
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Sorry, mein herz, it's okay. Honest.
[But oh well, time to continue to talk about a pop singer in hushed tones! ]
But it's called "oops I did it again" suggesting she has done this multiple times? I feel like she should probably make it clear what her relationship parameters are at the start. Once is a mistake but if it keeps happening that suggests she's the common denominator and should rethink how she communicates that to her partners.
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... You two are arguing about the morality of a Britney Spears song?
[Is this Sunday church brunch???]