Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[whiteshroud]

Not Zulius. The guy can see through people like no one else.

What? I think you'd be great at it! You got the bold character that'd be perfect for a drag performance! That's like the most important part!

[tonberrykin]

and that's why you lie like a rug
can't see through people if you have no idea what the hell they're trying to do in the first place
100% accuracy

[ and that's probably more telling than he means for it to be but what can you do. ]

i also have short legs and short arms and a short me and muscles like i eat protein powder as a hobby
which i don't i only eat protein powder socially
i'd make an awful girl and not in the good way that would bring us honor and prize money

[whiteshroud]

Uh... huh.

[IT SURE IS]

You're only a few inches shorter than me, just wear some heels and you'll be fine. I'm participating too.
And I think you'd do a lot better than you're giving yourself credit for.

Plus, think of all the things you could buy for 5k. Any kind of decoration, and no one could stop you.

[tonberrykin]

it never fails most of the time!

[ don't stop believing jun ]

aw cmon you want me to get out there and compete against you and your cute face?? id have no shot and i would've shaved for nothin

also i can buy lots of things and no one can stop me except like, wriothesley and maxima bc theyre the adultier adults in our situation, and neither of them can really make eye contact with me in order to effectively control me bc im so low to the ground and fast so i'm invincible

and if that doesn't work i just talk about lil nas x until they make the polite confused face and make an excuse to go water the dog garden

[whiteshroud]

Trust me, you'll have a shot. I have a severe case of stage fright. A previous year I ran off stage mid performance. This year I'm only doing it because Haru suggested doing it together, and even then I'm not ruling out fainting or getting sick on stage.

... Alright, in that case.

Lil Nas X would want you to do it, Ghilley.

not here

[centralfiction]

[hey spotify shuffle are you trying to tell him something by playing old town road at THIS fucking specific moment????????]

[tonberrykin]

see but if you make it seem deliberate it wraps back around to comedy genius

jun
jun please
im not the man lil nas x needs me to be
ill never be strong enough

... besides what would i even do
can i do a molotov cocktail tutorial for a talent

[whiteshroud]

Doubtful.

Don't say that.
You can easily be the man that Lil Nas X needs you to be.
I believe in you.

I mean.... they probably rather you didn't set the theater on fire.
But I bet you could think of something you could do. Even if it's just roasting people verbally.