Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[whiteshroud]

You have? Aw, that's so thoughtful, you're the best!

I know the POKEGO members had a lot of fun doing it last year, and some are even re-entering again this year- so I got high hopes for the fortress!

[droptheious]

Of course! I wanted to be better prepared for this year than last time. I think I have some good ideas to help people with their performances now! I've been working with lasers!

[He's so excited about the lasers!!! ]

Me too! Hopefully it'll be a really interesting competition.

[whiteshroud]

[....]

Not that I don't love and trust you, Varian, but these are the HARMLESS kind of lasers right?

Not the deadly lasers?

[droptheious]

[ Babe :( :( :(

What a completely justified thing to be worried about!

:( ]

They are the harmless lasers, not the deadly lasers. I learned from Elliot that excessive firepower isn't welcome in completions, apparently.

[whiteshroud]

[Look Varian he knows you don't mean to harm anyone but.

He still felt he had to check]

Yes, unfortunately, people prefer when no one dies during a competition.

But in that case, the lasers will definitely be a great addition to this year! It's too bad there's no award for best special effect design, you'd win it easily.

[droptheious]

[ It was the sensible thing to do! ]

No one would have died probably! Maybe like. A maiming. One. But fine, I get it. We have to be safe.

Eh, I don't mind so much. I tried the inventing competition once and it wasn't a great time. I'm happy just helping out in the background.

[whiteshroud]

Maiming would also probably lead to disqualification.

Is that so? That's too bad.

Tell you what, if I win, I plan to use a portion of my winnings to get a nice popcorn machine for the cafeteria. Want to help pick one out with me?

[droptheious]

I guess it would. Not really in the spirit of the competition.

Yeah. I got disqualified for something someone else did. It was a sham anyway. He gave the prize to the person who handed out candy.

Now that I can be tempted with! Am I allowed to improve the popcorn machine or is this something that we have to keep as is?

[ You chose him, Jun. You know what he is. ]