Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

[loupmorque]

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[whiteshroud]

Not sure I'd want to make a fire that large in the fortress. [We are living in a underwater tin can here.]

What about an exorcism? If we perform an exorcism on the wood, it should be safe to use, right?

[mstitel]

[Does... does he... does he even want to ask?

Does James have the mental energy to learn something new right now?

The answer is a very, very resounding no (3). So you know what Jun, you can keep your secrets! He'll learn what an exorcism is some other day!! In the meantime... ]

... what would you even make out of post-zombie trees?

[What's that saying? Curiosity killed the-- ]

[whiteshroud]

Archery targets, dummies for the fighting ring to practice on, furniture.

If nothing else, it could be used for firewood next time someone has to travel to Dragonspine for a job.

[mstitel]

I'm

I'm going to just assume the exorthing is enough to keep everything dead forever.

[Because AS HIS IMMEDIATE PARANOIA TOLD HIM, he sees the public response to Varian down there. He sees that magic was involved.]

Wake me up if the firewood starts fighting back.

[whiteshroud]

[Ah. James doesn't know. Okay then.]

Mm, essentially. Exorcism is a process that expels demons and spirits out of vessels they shouldn't be in. Imagine it as spiritual pest control.

Don't worry, just get some rest. It's my garden, so I can handle it.

[mstitel]

Nnnnooooo it's too early for magic

[James it's a perfectly reasonable hour to be awake and functioning just because you're a cat now DOESN'T MEAN--]

[whiteshroud]

James, it's 2pm.

[mstitel]

Yeah. E a r l y.