Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[life_ethereal]

Okay, to be fair, that's the least cursed thing you could tell me. Out of all the kinks on there that I've seen, that has become vanilla at this point.

[whiteshroud]

... Wow.

I told Ash you were probably a furry, but sounds like that was an underestimate.

[life_ethereal]

Sometimes, Jun, you fight off the mental breakdown by drinking cheap coffee and staying up too late reading fanfics you probably shouldn't be reading at 3 in the morning~

[whiteshroud]

Ah, yeah.

I've been there before. I understand completely.

[life_ethereal]

It's a dark, dark place....

[whiteshroud]

A dark place and the only thing that can get you through it is a 50k word slowburn werewolf AU about your favorite enemies-to-lovers pairing.

[....]

Huh, maybe fanfic's influenced my life more than I thought.

[life_ethereal]

Oh, I hope that doesn't mean anything about the trajectory of MY love life. That might be deeply cursed.

[whiteshroud]

Big bro.

Just how bad are you fanfic sins?

[life_ethereal]

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat has been the lowest of my lows.

[whiteshroud]

[A pause]

Awhile back, the Black Order had a cannibal lady stationed here.

I never spoke to her, but maybe she's single?

[life_ethereal]

That is. So much to unpack right there, Jun.

I would like to NOT put myself on an actual cannibal's radar!

[whiteshroud]

Hey, don't look at me! That's Ash's group, my group is just a bunch of scientists who like Pokemon

[life_ethereal]

Starting to see why Ash wanted to go back to them.............

[whiteshroud]

...

What that's supposed to mean, Haru

[life_ethereal]

Let's say... that cannibal lady sounds like the kind of lady Ana would probably hang out with.

[whiteshroud]

I mean.... I hate to admit it, but you're right.

Okay, point taken. Ash is birds of a feather with the Order.

[infezione]

[Oh, he choked on his soda at that.]

Even if she is, we can safely categorize that as "definitely not happening" because of "Velvet is a lesbian" reasons.

[whiteshroud]

Oh is she?

Oof. Tough luck for Haru yet again.

[life_ethereal]

... There's a joke here to be made, but I'm not going to be the one to make it. I like breathing.

[infezione]

This is the second time I've choked on my soda in the span of five minutes please have mercy on me