[Which is why he's taking the loss comically rather than actually poorly. He can't stop Apollo from blurting these things out entirely, so he just has to accept that.]
I highly doubt it was the real deal golden apple. At least, not the Greek version of it. That would've led to a LOT more chaos.
We should leave them pure. Untouched. Like unicorns running through a glen but not in a sexy way like in my fanfics.
We're all adults but there are some things I've learned on the internet that have been detrimental to my health so it's our job to protect those that come after us.
First of all, I don't think you look weird or that you'd make an ugly woman. Love yourself Ghilley.
Second of all, half of pulling off a drag persona is about having a bold personality and flaunting it! Which you could easily pull that off! Probably better than anyone here.
haha I'm not about to be the first person on that particular train my guy
I've never tried heels and I don't have shattered ankle money you'd have to take me out back and put me down Old Yeller style and then it'd be off to the glue factory
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