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loupmorque) wrote2014-11-20 05:48 pm
loupmorque) wrote2014-11-20 05:48 pm
Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat
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MEMBERS:
[ little do they know what devastation will be wrought. ]
Peaches? Oh! There is this wonderful tart recipe I have dying to try, if there are some peach seeds in there than we simply must grow them! I simply must make some peach tart for myself and for Wriothesley, he's been so good to me lately and I want to give him something back, you know?
[ and besides, she's has been practicing so much recently! she has to prove to herself that she's not entirely useless in the kitchen. ]
Peaches? Oh! There is this wonderful tart recipe I have dying to try, if there are some peach seeds in there than we simply must grow them! I simply must make some peach tart for myself and for Wriothesley, he's been so good to me lately and I want to give him something back, you know?
[ and besides, she's has been practicing so much recently! she has to prove to herself that she's not entirely useless in the kitchen. ]
I would be so happy to help you make a tart for Sir Wriothesley! He'll be even more delighted if a little bit of the work comes from each of us--moreso from you, of course, his dearest paramour. It shouldn't take too terribly long for a peach to grow!
[ what's that? 4 to 5 years without magical bullshit you say? ]
[ what's that? 4 to 5 years without magical bullshit you say? ]
[ oh gods no, why does everything keep saying 4 to 5 years? she can't wait that long! they may not even be here anymore by that time!! ]
People seem to say it will take years for a tree like that to grow. I want to make that tart soon not in four or so years.
[ ): dejected noises. ]
People seem to say it will take years for a tree like that to grow. I want to make that tart soon not in four or so years.
[ ): dejected noises. ]
Haha, that's true. I hear people say that all the time. The passage of time for humans is both so slow and so fast at the same time.
It's more straightforward for plants! Just check on them every day when you go to water them. Sure enough, they'll grow little by little each day.
It's more straightforward for plants! Just check on them every day when you go to water them. Sure enough, they'll grow little by little each day.
One minute you're all teeny tiny, and then you're big, and then you're using sticks and chasing the new recruits around! Or something like that. Monsters may age differently?
I will say, there's supposed to be some sort of special breed of peach in the calendar--and I've noticed that I can sort of... age things? I've mostly practiced on the grass in our yard!
I will say, there's supposed to be some sort of special breed of peach in the calendar--and I've noticed that I can sort of... age things? I've mostly practiced on the grass in our yard!
Hold on, what do you mean you have a power to 'make things grow fast?'
That not only sounds ... crazy, but also very useful. Have you tried it out on anything yet?
A power like that would make things like gardening or growing trees ... dizzyingly fast.
Going slow is just how gardening is most of the time, but. with a power like that you cut out the time entirely...
That not only sounds ... crazy, but also very useful. Have you tried it out on anything yet?
A power like that would make things like gardening or growing trees ... dizzyingly fast.
Going slow is just how gardening is most of the time, but. with a power like that you cut out the time entirely...
Possibly. Humans only live about 80-100 years.
[But what? A peach? In the back of his mind, this is raising some flags]
A special breed of peach? How so?
[But what? A peach? In the back of his mind, this is raising some flags]
A special breed of peach? How so?
Truly? I spent longer in prison than three of your lifetimes...
[ humans are so. ?? what the hell?? ]
Oh, they seemed to be some sort of fancy peach! Immunology peaches, whatever that might mean! Perhaps they make for healthier treats?
[ humans are so. ?? what the hell?? ]
Oh, they seemed to be some sort of fancy peach! Immunology peaches, whatever that might mean! Perhaps they make for healthier treats?
[Switching THAT to private filter]
Do you mean immortal peach?
Do you mean immortal peach?
[ oh that's interesting, we're under a fun new filter?? the dragon detects a shift in the atmosphere. just because he's dumb doesn't mean he's stupid. ]
Oh, it might've said that! Let me find the box--one moment!
Oh, it might've said that! Let me find the box--one moment!
[ he needs to undergo a hero's journey to figure out where the hell he stashed his calendar he has so many volumes of Wyverncube X past Veldora is rude ]
Found it! You're correct; it does indeed say 'immortal' peach on the fancy front design! Is that something special? I can feel that something's magical about the box, though I've not an exact idea as to what.
Found it! You're correct; it does indeed say 'immortal' peach on the fancy front design! Is that something special? I can feel that something's magical about the box, though I've not an exact idea as to what.
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