Fortress of Meropide - Group Chat

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{ A group chat made for people living in Meropide or for its regular come-and-go visitors. }

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[life_ethereal]

I love you, too! Mwah~!

[tonberrykin]

You know what you did.

All over the Gordon's Fisherman.

The shame you've brought to our household.

I consign you to 1000 years heterosexual.

[actnormal]

Not a shady corner, just a corner. It's the quietest and most bland table.

[tonberrykin]

Yeah but you hit the shot and then you ho it up.

You have to be professionally thirsty.

[life_ethereal]

UGGGGGHHHHHH

Fine, I'll accept since you put it like that.

May my penance be smooth... or my death swift.

[tonberrykin]

He's drinking a Coors Lite (somehow) and eating shitty pretzels. His pants are beige.

[life_ethereal]

I have a terrible allergy to professionalism. It's too much work and I don't have the stamina for it.

[actnormal]

He uses a sword. It's a plain sword and he doesn't see the point in anything fancier.

[tonberrykin]

Once again, I am correct about everything and my confidence is unbroken in all things.

Congratulations, you and your government assigned female-woman from Bumble Crystalaklynn Vorhees are going to be so annoyed with each other.

[tonberrykin]

One day he will upgrade to a +1 Greatsword after he takes the two-handed feat. It doesn't have a name, it's just +1 to striking damage. He won't ask you to describe it.

[life_ethereal]

It's up to you! We'll all come out to cheer you on if you ever want to do that.

[tonberrykin]

Which is why you're tentatively the Fortress' second best archer*.

*Until we get everybody who knows how to do bows to do a 2am free-for-all deathmatch to prove who's actually the master of shootin' stuff.

[tonberrykin]

Don't be kind and sincere about me teasing you you dorkass!!

[life_ethereal]

I hope this character dies a hilarious death.

[tonberrykin]

They still have organs. Fingers. Toes.

Pets. Houses. Friends.

[ ... it is a joke, right? ]

[life_ethereal]

I'll take second best.

Don't threaten me with a good time, now!

[tonberrykin]

Well what am I supposed to threaten you with, if not a good time?

[life_ethereal]

Too late~! No take-backs, you know the rules.

[tonberrykin]

He's the only one that die in an unfortunate disintegration hole accident during session 12 of 20.

[whiteshroud]

A dark place and the only thing that can get you through it is a 50k word slowburn werewolf AU about your favorite enemies-to-lovers pairing.

[....]

Huh, maybe fanfic's influenced my life more than I thought.

[tonberrykin]

Screw the rules, I'm an idiot!

[moderni]

So many things vulnerable to a sharp avian beak. A pity.

[whiteshroud]

Oh does he send you cubes too?

[tonberrykin]

So many things one man can lose if he's not up to date on his Swedish.

It's 10 PM, do you know where your children are?

[actnormal]

What